Eine Antwort kam prompt – diesmal seltsamerweise von einem “Dr. Frank Miller”:
Dear Friend,
Thank you for your reply, I believe from my heart that I can count on you. Right now I have managed to gather together 103 other random people, just like yourself, to join me on the evacuation. The island we will be evacuating to is called Tokelau. As I said, it will be the safest place to be in the world in a few days, as the black hole created by the experiment will not reach as far as there. The plane will be able to pick you up from your local airport, so it is important you let me know exactly where you are right now.
However, I do ask that you are able to provide us with a small sum of money to the tune of $2.500. This is to simply cover each person’s share of fuel in the aircraft, along with other factors such as aircraft parking and maintenance. It will also go towards constructing new buildings on the island upon our arrival.
If you still maintain an interest, email me back immediately and I shall provide you with information on how to pay the money. As soon as you pay this fee, you will be sent a confirmation ticket by the airline who are providing the aircraft to us, NEWZER LAND AIR LINE. We will then also arrange a pick-up date and time from your local airport.
Regards, and God bless.
Dr.Frank Miller.
Dazu gab es einen Briefkopf vom CERN (?? keine Ahnung warum das – die sind ja die Bösen) und zwei fantastische Bilder im Anhang. Eines trägt den Titel “Black Hole Effect” und soll wohl demonstrieren was passiert, wenn man den Flug der “NEWZER LAND AIR LINE” verpasst. Nämlich das:
Und das wir nun darüber Bescheid wissen, verdanken wir diesem attraktiven Physiker (der übrigens auch John Lennon ermordet hat) hier:
Ja, das hat mich absolut überzeugt und ich hab mich nach den Details der Evakuierung erkundigt. Wann gehts los? Muss ich nach Neuseeland kommen oder fliegt der Rettungsflieger auch in Europa los? Kann ich meine Verwandten mitnehme – usw. Im Antwortmail gab es dann genaue Anweisungen, wie ich mein Geld loswerden kann:
Thank you for your urgent response to our mail and the content is noted, Regarding the preparation to evacuation to the island, you are requested to send down to us here your own part of the required fee that will cover your Air ticket charges and the maintenance fee with the construction of the new building in island.
However, i will like to inform you that all the passengers names has be forwarded to the airline office who shall be booking each and every one of you air ticket that will enable you to board the aircraft from your nearest local airport in your state.
On upon the receipt of your payment by our co-coordinator in England we shall instruct the airline office to send to you, your air ticket information (PNR NO) via email attachment or through your mobile phone number. So you are requested to send to our Assist Coordinator in England the required Fair $ 5, 000 USD which cover the fair of you and your wife through western Union Money Transfer with this
Name: Andrew Louis.
Amount $ 5,000 USD
Address: 124 Baker Street, London W1U 6TY, United Kingdom
Please also en dour to send to us here the M.T.C.N DIGITS number immediately after the payment to enable us instruct the Airline Office to send you, your boarding information’s to your mail box or your mobile Phone.
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