Auf Twitter liefern die Peer-Review-Leidgeprüften aller Herrn Länder heute Vormittag unter dem Hashtag #YoManuscript ein Feuerwerk des schwarzen Humors – und halten mich schon fast eine Stunde davon ab, die noch fehlenden DSLAMs in unser aktuelles GIS-Projekt einzupflegen. Die zum Verständnis eventuell benötigte kulturelle Referenz lautet übrigens “Yo Mama”.
#YoManuscript is so disorganized that Entropy has filed for plagiarism
— Parminder S. Basran (@Psbasran) April 13, 2014
#YoManuscript figures are so manipulated Adobe wants to hire you in their photoshop department
— Sophien Kamoun (@KamounLab) April 13, 2014
#YoManuscript data is so imaginary, it will create fractals when in contact with reality.
— Åse Kvist Innes-Ker (@asehelene) April 13, 2014
#YoManuscript is so dense, it has an event horizon.
— Robert Garisto, PRL (@RobertGaristo) April 13, 2014
#YoManuscript is so bad the 'Acknowledgements' should be renamed 'Apologies'
— Dr Paul Coxon (@paulcoxon) April 13, 2014
#YoManuscript was so flawed that the World International Journal of <your subsubfield> wouldn't take your $$ to publish it.
— Emily Willingham (@ejwillingham) April 13, 2014
#YoManuscript is so bad the null hypothesis rejected *it*.
— Jason Priem (@jasonpriem) April 13, 2014
#YoManuscript so derivative it is being published by a hedge fund
— Worse Reviewer (@Worse_Reviewer) April 13, 2014
#YoManuscript is so pointless, it turned the journal's impact factor negative.
— Matthew R. Francis (@DrMRFrancis) April 13, 2014
#YoManuscript is so bad your department head made you use your home address as the affiliated institution.
— Nick Bennett (@peds_id_doc) April 12, 2014
#YoManuscript ('s) Figures are so bad, they contain axes of evil
— Parminder S. Basran (@Psbasran) April 13, 2014
#YoManuscript is so lacking in controls that Barack Obama is considering nominating it to replace Kathleen Sebelius.
— Joshua James L (@imonlyJOSHINu) April 13, 2014
#YoManuscript so fictional it is up for a Nebula award.
— Åse Kvist Innes-Ker (@asehelene) April 13, 2014
The relationship between #YoManuscript and its abstract is a perfect example of correlation without causation. @AcademicsSay
— SpontiffDeNightshade (@SpontiffHowl) April 13, 2014
#YoManuscript begs the question so badly, Ken Ham wants to quote it in his next debate.
— Brian Krispinsky (@BKrispinsky) April 13, 2014
#YoManuscript is so ignorant of science, the #GovernmentOfCanada adopted it as policy. #cdnsci
— Freshwater fELA (@not_Klaatu) April 13, 2014
#YoManuscript so bad, Seralini cited it. Twice.
— Andrew Kniss (@WyoWeeds) April 13, 2014
Wer heute also nichts zu tun hat – das geht sicher noch eine Weile so weiter…
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